Live Blogging at My Party

Yeah, it's that exciting.

Josh was here before I came home from work. Alex came over about an hour ago. No one has called. My booker Lauryn was psyched to come. Hopefully Callie will come but she moved today. Even Melissa. And Ivy.

Between jokes about having an orgie and how bad that will suck for me (note to you guys: it'll suck more for you since it'll be a sausage party) and Mike stepping on the dog, I've been getting mean comments from everyone but Alex (who has not a mean bone in his body) including an "I told you so".

I tried. Now I'm going to go drown my sorrows in some Vueve.