I Sound Like A Seahorse

I woke up this morning and felt like a trainwreck. Normally, I get really bothered by Mike calling me a bum but I was officially sick with a hacking cough, pukey feelings and cold sweats so I didn't let his comments bother me today. My voice keeps going in and out and I really do sound like a magical sea creature.

On another note, I think seahorses are overlooked and extremely odd "things". I kinda want one now.